"Judith, smile honey,
"Judith, smile honey, or you'll be stuck on dick duty the whole week."
"Liam, flex baby,
"Liam, flex baby, or you lose the cocaine."
"Charity, drink sweetie,
"Charity, drink sweetie, or that stomach is getting stapled."
The actors comply,
The actors comply, hoping for an award-winning performance.
Judith sleeps for her Emmy.
Liam is baited for his Academy.
Charity hurls for her Globe.
The actors smile, award in hand, Continuing the performance.