What's The Point Of A Dog??
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What even does a dog do when it's awake? What's the point of it being alive? It seems so bored and tired all the time. I guess our lives look kinda meaningless as well, same with all animals- but especially dogs. As far as I can tell, all they do it sleep. It's a fascinating existence.

What's The Point Of A Dog??

What even does a dog do when it's awake? What's the point of it being alive? It seems so bored and tired all the time.

I guess our lives look kinda meaningless as well, same with all animals- but especially dogs. As far as I can tell, all they do it sleep. It's a fascinating existence.

Sometimes I even look at them and offer them jell-o just to give them some excitement. Owners don't always like that though. They say things like, 'why are you talking to my dog.

And why the heck are you giving it some jell-o. That jell-o looks lumpy anyways.'

I'm always hurt when owners make decisions for their dogs. I mean like, can we let our K9 companions have a little free will? You don't think they'd like being able to exercise that right?

I'm just saying that if a dog is gonna sleep all day, and then you're gonna make the calls for what it can and can't eat,

then you're better off buying an iguana or some other weird reptile that will stare off into the ether and croak like a donkey.

This is just my opinion, and I understand that some may disagree. Hopefully we can have a safe debate about this over in the comments section!

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