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I had just put on my poncho when the weather man came on the radio and said that it was about to be the sunniest day of all time! I couldn't believe it! I couldn't take this poncho off now! It was way too tight and would take way too long to take off again.

Poncho

I had just put on my poncho when the weather man came on the radio and said that it was about to be the sunniest day of all time! I couldn't believe it! I couldn't take this poncho off now!

It was way too tight and would take way too long to take off again.

So I went outside and looked at the clouds. They were waving at me. I pointed at one and whispered "you're under arrest."

I ran up a hill and grabbed a rock along the way. I started bouncing it on the ground, like a bouncy ball. Then a rabbit must've heard me because it came up from a hole in the ground.

He looked really cool. He looked wise. I just stared at him for a second. Then he laughed and threw some coke cans at me. I screamed and ran away.

Eventually I ended up at a fish and chips restaurant. It had a chimney in the roof and there was pink cotton coming out and floating up into the sky.

I entered the shop and saw two sumo-wrestlers going at it. There was also smoke everywhere and so it felt foggy. I pushed my way to the front of the store and placed my order.

I had to scream over the roar of the crowd watching the fight.

"I'd like a fish plate with fries and then maybe a strawberry smoothie!"

"That's gonna cost $13! Would you like to donate $2 to the Save the Sherpa foundation?!"

"No thank you, not today!"

Five minutes later I was given my tray of food. I sat by the window and watched the trains pull into the station while I ate.

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