My nose was hurting so bad and it was really bumming me out. I couldn't stand the pain any longer. It seemed as though every morning I was going through the same tired routine.
Wake up- cry in agony because of the horrific pain in my nose.
My roommates believed that I had contracted the dreaded 'Covid-19', but I assured them that this issue had plagued me since childhood. I had always had problems with my nose.
So I went to the doctor and asked the doctor how I can live my life more happily and without such pain.
"Kai, first things first, you need to start eating more cheerios beaue at this point you're just being weird and if you're gonna be weird then you need to at least eat cheerios." She explained.
"What on earth are you talking about?" I asked. "Have you completely lost your mind?"
"Kai! Listen to me, you oughta get yourself a housekeeper who can fix you cheerios and this is how you're gonna live out the rest of your days in peace."
"What about my poor nose, doc? That's what I came here for! I'm howling on the insides! I haven't had a pleasant morning in 18 months! I'm a ruined man!"
"Don't worry about it, Kai. Just blow your nose into a disinfectant wipe and your sorrows shall float away, ok?"
"Oh i'll give that a shot. Thank you."