There was a pain deep in the pit of my stomach, so I called up the plumber.
"Hi there, this is the plumber speaking."
"Hello, I'd like to schedule an appointment."
"Certainly. What needs plumbing?"
"It is I that needs plumbing. There's an uncomfortable feeling in my belly. I thought that maybe you could help."
"Well, ya know we don't normally work on people, usually it's pipes in the walls and things of that nature.
"My insides are pipes, and my skin is the wall."
The plumber didn't respond. I continued, "I'll pay double."
"Well, alright. If this is really so important to you than I'll have someone over right away."
"God bless." I hung up the phone and took a nap to escape the pain in my gut.
Sometime later I awoke to knocking at the door. "Come in here!" I shouted. The door opened.
"Hi I'm from Professional Plumbing Services! My name is Nancy!"
"Welcome to my home," I grunted as a terrible pain shot through my bones.
"I heard that your body needs some professional plumbing services today?" She said, as she walked with her tools over to the side of the couch.
"You heard right, Nancy. I'm in a lot of pain over here."
"Let's see what can be done! First things first, open your mouth nice and wide!"
I spread my mouth apart like a hungry donkey. Nancy shone a flashlight into the depths of the chasm.
"Hmm, not seeing any blockage here."
"Well, I suggest we move forwards and apply some Drano!" Nancy turned around and grabbed a large jug of Drano. "Open wide!"
"Nancy, are you sure that Drano won't kill me?"
"This works all the time, so I'd like to try it just to be safe! Open up!"
I opened my mouth once again as Nancy poured half a litre of Drano down my throat.
"That oughta do it!" She cheered, as she began packing up her stuff. "I'd like for you to call us if the problem persists!"
"I'll do that, Nancy."