House Not For Sale
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"Hi I'd like ask how much you're selling your house for?" "It's not for sale."

House Not For Sale

"Hi I'd like ask how much you're selling your house for?"

"It's not for sale."

"With the right price, anything is for sale!"

"Well, not this house. Goodbye."

"Oh! Please wait!"

"Yes?"

"If it's not money you want, then I'm sure I can tempt you with something else."

"This is my house! I'm not giving it to you no matter WHAT you have!"

"Do you see this watch? This watch was worn by Winston Churchill on the day of his son's wedding."

"I don't want your fake watch!"

"This necklace I have here, you see? This was worn by Michael Jordan on his seventeenth birthday."

"You need to leave now."

"I have one more thing that may interest you! This flute- this beautiful hand carved flute, was played by none other than Alfred Hitchcock during the filming of Rear Window."

"Really?!"

"That's right. Its value is immeasurable. A price can not be placed on an item of this significance."

"I see.."

"But i'm willing to make a trade with you today, sir!"

"Oh my! Please, hold on one second- HONEY! PLEASE PACK UP THE CHILDREN! WE'RE MOVING IN WITH YOUR MOTHER!

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