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"Please plant me a green bush to show how much I mean to you," she whispered into my ear. I laughed. "What?"

Cuddling Cut-Short

"Please plant me a green bush to show how much I mean to you," she whispered into my ear.

I laughed. "What?"

"Get some fresh soil and then plant a little bush and we'll watch it grow together."

I smiled at the thought. "That sounds like a great idea. What kind of bush should we get?"

"How about a marijuana bush?"

"What? No way!"

She looked hurt. "Why not?"

"No, absolutely not!" I snapped. "I'm not some drug head!"

"What- are you saying I am?" She asked, pointing her thumb at her chest.

"Well- I don't know! Are you? Why would you wanna grow a marijuana bush?"

"Maybe because they look cool?! And I thought that we could make a little money by selling the pot that we grow!"

"You want us to become a couple of DRUG DEALERS? Have you lost your mind?"

She ripped off the blanket that we'd been cuddling under and stormed out of the room.

"Where are you going?" I shout after her.

"To find myself a more supportive boyfriend!"

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