My sister has superpowers...





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My sister called me a turtle and said it's because I breathed through my butt I asked her how she found out my secret

My sister has superpowers...

My sister called me a turtle and said it's because I breathed through my butt

I asked her how she found out my secret

She said because when I was sleeping people put their fingers under my nose and concluded I was dead

She was talking about when I fell asleep on the bus during my 6th-grade field trip

That was five years ago and she wasn't even there

SHE WASN'T EVEN THERE, CORAL

I'm not sorry

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