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Goooood morning !

This morning, the house alarm went off at 6:00 very loudly and aggressively at 6 am

WAS THERE A BURGLAR?

A CHAINSAW MASSACRE...ER?

MICHEAL FUCKING MYERS????

nah.

nah. my dad just tripped it when he was going downstairs to put the coffee pot on.

but you see, something similar to this happened yesterday

we were all just minding our business when there's this big crash and then a REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING BEEPING

our fire alarm fell off the wall and went beserk It's SCREWED INTO THE WALL!

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!

A GHOST?

A GHOST? AN AGGRESSIVE BREEZE THAT NOBODY FELT?

A GHOST? AN AGGRESSIVE BREEZE THAT NOBODY FELT? THE MAGIC OF SCIENCE?

oh but there's more

my sister told my parents that she was jump scared this morning

my sister told my parents that she was jump scared this morning and my mom looked at my dad and said...

"is jumpscare like a new term these days? I've never heard it before" my dad agreed. my sister goes "you don't know what a jumpscare is?" to which she responds

"No, I know the concept. Julia (me) says it all the time. I thought she was just making it up."

Serious? My dude...

anyway, fingers crossed that Gov. will lift the quarantine soon. We're all going mad

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