Feast of St. Joseph
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jlezr
jlezr 20 y/o, Loyola NOLA
Autoplay OFF   •   10 months ago
by Jay Whysel

Feast of St. Joseph

Oh ho ho ho. ... You didn't.

Layman, are you telling me

that this delicious, holy offering

is all laid out for me?

And I can eat it all, for free?

Dear Layman, is it really true?

Perform one measly miracle–

that's really all I have to do?

Can I not share it? I abhor

to leave before my plate is empty.

Layman, you are asking me

to leave an empty table.

Oh, layman, layman. Can't you see

it's simply too much food for me?

Oh layman, layman. Can't you see

I simply am not able?

But oh, if you insist.

Then I shall eat until I'm full to bursting.

Then I'll eat some more of this

delicious

holy

offering.

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