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A secret stew I swear by! Maybe it'll help you guys too😁

Secret Stew!

Secret Stew! (For the desperate guys out there)

Today I will share my secret recipe with you,

Today I will share my secret recipe with you, Now, now, no need to say 'Thank you!'

Preparation time: Cooking time: Total calories: Serving size:

Preparation time: 2 days Cooking time: Total calories: Serving size:

Preparation time: 2 days Cooking time: 1 day Total calories: Serving size:

Preparation time: 2 days Cooking time: 1 day Total calories: Uncountable Serving size:

Preparation time: 2 days Cooking time: 1 day Total calories: Uncountable Serving size: 1

In the stewpot

In the stewpot Add some carrots,

In the stewpot Add some carrots, and a few scallops,

In the stewpot Add some carrots, and a few scallops, Throw in some butter,

In the stewpot Add some carrots, and a few scallops, Throw in some butter, maybe a few dollops,

Now add the onions

Now add the onions and the cow's right leg,

Now add the onions and the cow's right leg, Add the aroma of pride,

Now add the onions and the cow's right leg, Add the aroma of pride, just one peg,

Now add the onions and the cow's right leg, Add the aroma of pride, just one peg, Now slowly mix in the gingerroot pieces,

Now add the onions and the cow's right leg, Add the aroma of pride, just one peg, Now slowly mix in the gingerroot pieces, You're doing it right if the stew hisses!

Never forget to add the frog eyes,

Never forget to add the frog eyes, The red hair of a lass

Never forget to add the frog eyes, The red hair of a lass & some French fries,

By now your stew is almost done,

By now your stew is almost done, You may add some innocence just for fun,

A rat you'll need,

A rat you'll need, no wait not rat,

A rat you'll need, no wait not rat, You're supposed to add a furry cat!

Finally garnish it with

Finally garnish it with painted long finger nails,

Finally garnish it with painted long finger nails, A few cherries

Finally garnish it with painted long finger nails, A few cherries and of course some snails!

Now switch off the stove and keep the pot covered,

Now switch off the stove and keep the pot covered, Go find a willing girl you want to convert.

Important tip:

Important tip: Any girl will do, just make sure she's single before you offer her the stew & turn her into your dream date!

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