Sunkissed beaches!! bikinis?! I must be in Maldives!!
(But! How! Oh who the hell cares!) Let me just check out those hot & sexy bodies, Cos I am in Maldives!!
W A A A K E E E........
Is that girl like checking me out too? Oh my gosh, I got six packs! Yahooooo!
(But! How! Oh who the hell cares!) Let me just enjoy the frolicking bodies, Cos I am in Maldives!!
W A A K E E E UUUUUPPPPP.....
Oh man! That beauty is smiling, can't you see! Now she is so close, breathing on me! Her hands, so soft, grabbing my shoulder, 'I am all yours' I just surrender.
W A K E T H E H E L L U P.....
But....Why is she shouting? A mighty slap just then ended my daydreaming! 'This isn't Maldives you stupid cow!, Go back to your work RIGHT NOW!'
Thus with a sinking heart & a throbbing back, I went back to my job of arranging the underwear rack!
Gone are the sexy ladies, gone are games of beach ball, I am back to reality with a pot belly & an underwear two sizes too small!