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irenemccormick
irenemccormick it's eye-jeye not eye-jay ;)
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Thoughts while on the school bus.

School Bus

Yay we’re off.

Yay we’re off. Squeeky, rickety old bus.

Yay we’re off. Squeeky, rickety old bus. Looks like that window leaks

Thump

Someone farts at the back,

Someone farts at the back, It’s loud and smelly.

Someone farts at the back, It’s loud and smelly. Half the bus giggles.

Someone farts at the back, It’s loud and smelly. Half the bus giggles. The other half “EEEEWWW”s

...

Thump

The driver puts on the radio

The driver puts on the radio It’s so crackly you can’t hear what is being said.

….

Thumpthump

….

THUMP

THUMP THUMP

I raise my hand to get attention

I raise my hand to get attention “Excuse me Miss Smith, Johnny is kicking the back of my seat.”

I raise my hand to get attention “Excuse me Miss Smith, Johnny is kicking the back of my seat.” “JOHNNY BEHAVE!”

The bus rumbles on,

The bus rumbles on, lurching in the potholes

….

THUMPTHUMPTHUMP THUMPTHUMPTHUMP THUMPTHUMPTHUMP

I wanna go home already.

I wanna go home already. And I’m just a parent helper on this bloody trip!

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