The American National Anthem in Modern English
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The American National Anthem, translated into words people use today.

The American National Anthem in Modern English

hey look, it's fuck o'clock in the morning

that thing we worshiped last night

whose fat stripes and bright stars through bloody battle

is so bravely waving (yeah that's what all flags do with a spot of wind, but ours is bravely doing it! Bravely!!!)

rockets everywhere, bombs in the air

is proof our flag can go all night, baby!

Our star-studded flag waves

over the land of the free and the home of the Braves! (well, not so much anymore, we slaughtered pretty much all of them)

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