Lockwood & Co incorrect quotes!
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Lockwood & Co incorrect quotes!

IN THE LOVING MEMORY OF ANTONY J LOCKWOOD

IN THE LOVING MEMORY OF ANTONY J LOCKWOOD He's not dead, I just like remembering him.

After George walked in Lockwood and Lucy kissing… Lockwood: Hey George, wanna give us some privacy? George: *sitting between Lucy and Lockwood with LOTS of doughnuts* Nah man, thanks for asking

"We only came close to dying, like, six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good."

"We only came close to dying, like, six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good." –Lucy

Barnes: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful. Lockwood: And I will politely decline.

Lucy: …so, what's the plan? Lockwood: It involves not dying. George: Wow. Pretty solid plan.

THE EMPTY GRAVE BE LIKE- George: All in all, 100% success! Lockwood: Quill almost died right now! George: Like I said, 100% success.

Lucy: Can the sarcasm. Lockwood: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm. Never canned.

Lockwood: There are 3 ways of doing things. Lockwood: The right way, the wrong way, and the Lockwood way. George: Isn't that the same as the wrong way? Lockwood: Yeah, but it's faster.

George: Have you ever been yelled at by Lucy? Quill: Pssh, I'm not scared of her. George: …so, that's a no then?

Lucy: I know I'm not pretty, it's okay. I don't think any guy will find me attractive.

Lucy: I know I'm not pretty, it's okay. I don't think any guy will find me attractive. Lockwood:…right.

Lucy: I know I'm not pretty, it's okay. I don't think any guy will find me attractive. Lockwood:…right. Because I am not a guy, but in fact three ducks in a trenchcoat

Lockwood: So, what does that mean? Lucy: Basically, it means BOOM! George: Actually, it goes like PEEEEEEEEW POOOOOOOOW Lockwood: Lucy:

George: Lockwood: Lucy: George: It's important to be specific.

George: What happened? Lucy: Alright, but you can't get mad. George: wHAT HAPPENED? Lucy: I was minding my own business! George: Liar! Lucy: I was!

Lockwood: You can't kill me if I kill myself first! George: WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?! Lucy: *nodding sagely* The worst kind.

Lucy: WHAT THE HELL IS THE SKULL DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BATHTUB COVERED IN PINK BUBBLES?! George: *silent panic*

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