Come back again with comebacks
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hiraljadiya
hiraljadiya I make pun-ny statements
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Stop being silent, act.

"You're fat." "Too skinny. " "I hate you."

Well, your loss

Come back again with comebacks

When someone drones on and on about a story you don't want to hear-

When someone drones on and on about a story you don't want to hear- "Ooh, nice story. So, at what part do you shut up?"

When they say you're lazy–

When they say you're lazy– "No, I just rest before getting tired."

When they say you're lazy– "No, I just rest before getting tired." "It's because of people like us that wheels and remotes exist."

"Hey, that kid's not autistic, he just needs a good smack."

"Hey, that kid's not autistic, he just needs a good smack." "Really? You know the good news? It's not too late to mind your own business."

When you find out about one of your fake friends–

After you find out about one of your fake friends– "You know, I hope the bus you threw me under swerves and hits you on the sidewalk."

When someone complains that you're annoying–

Someone complains that you're annoying– "You're agitated and confused? My work here is done."

When someone doesn't shut up about how a girl finally said that she loved them–

When someone doesn't shut up about how a girl finally said that she loved them– "Aren't moms great?"

"Hey ugly!"

"Hey ugly!" "Maybe you should eat makeup so you're pretty on the inside."

"You NERD!"

"You NERD!" "You know, I'd prefer the term intellectual badass."

"You'll scare guys off with the feminist crap."

"You'll scare guys off with the feminist crap." "Oh, I'm sorry.

"You'll scare guys off with the feminist crap." "Oh, I'm sorry. You're right.

"You'll scare guys off with the feminist crap." "Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. The kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that I be treated as his equal is exactly the kind of guy I want to be with.

"You'll scare guys off with the feminist crap." "Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. The kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that I be treated as his equal is exactly the kind of guy I want to be with. My mistake."

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