U think im makin' another story! ur WRONG!!!!!
FIIIINE i'll stop there was a pillow
his name is bob
he just sat there cuz pillows can't move
so he saw lots of butts in his life
he would be SCARRED 4 life, but he's tough one time, his owner sold him for like $1.50 to some random guy
but Bob said NOPE and he took em both out. btw he can move i lied teehee
then he said BYE FELICIA 2 his owner and left
he died in the amazon jungle R.I.P.