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grandsuccess_07 Begins with mystery, and ends in mystery
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Funny quotes XD

Sometimes, it's best to have a smile even once! Did you smileee today?? If not, let's do it together!

Funny Quotes For You

Follow your heart they say;

It lead me to the fridge. Tada! (More like your tummy XD)

When people ask you "Tell me about yourself",

When people ask you "Tell me about yourself", but you're still trying to figure out who you are.

When people ask you "Tell me about yourself", but you're still trying to figure out who you are. (Bruh moment)

Sleep

Sleep Is a way to relieve stress.

Sleep Is a way to relieve stress. A time to forget all of your sadness.

Sleep Is a way to relieve stress. A time to forget all of your sadness. And a time to relax.

Sleep Is a way to relieve stress. A time to forget all of your sadness. And a time to relax. So don't tell me I'm lazy!

Sleep Is a way to relieve stress. A time to forget all of your sadness. And a time to relax. So don't tell me I'm lazy! It's called therapy.

Sleep Is a way to relieve stress. A time to forget all of your sadness. And a time to relax. So don't tell me I'm lazy! It's called therapy. Ever heard of it?

My room is like a Bermuda Triangle,

My room is like a Bermuda Triangle, things go in

My room is like a Bermuda Triangle, things go in and is never seen once again.

My room is like a Bermuda Triangle, things go in and is never seen once again. (Than why am I still here. I should be long gone by now. T^T)

Still waiting for the day

Still waiting for the day that I will use these formulas

Still waiting for the day that I will use these formulas in real life. .__.

I'm sooo good at sleeping to the point that I can do it with my eyes closed. XD

I can speak three languages but math isn't one of them. (A very scary language indeed.)

Geometry is so hard, my head is going in circles. :P

You don't like me?

You don't like me? Cool, I didn't as you to.

You don't like me? Cool, I didn't as you to. Also, not eveyone has a good eye.

Me: Yes

Me: Yes Brain: No

Me: Yes Brain: No Me: No

Me: Yes Brain: No Me: No Brain: Yes

Me: Yes Brain: No Me: No Brain: Yes Ooh! I know what's wrong with my brain!

Me: Yes Brain: No Me: No Brain: Yes Ooh! I know what's wrong with my brain! On my left side, there's nothing right.

Me: Yes Brain: No Me: No Brain: Yes Ooh! I know what's wrong with my brain! On my left side, there's nothing right. On my right side, there's nothing left.

Me: Yes Brain: No Me: No Brain: Yes Ooh! I know what's wrong with my brain! On my left side, there's nothing right. On my right side, there's nothing left. (Amazement. Lol)

I've got 100 problems

I've got 100 problems and 99% of them are all made up scenarios in my head

I've got 100 problems and 99% of them are all made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for no absolute logical reason. (Sounds about right. XD)

Thank youuu! <333 Hope you enjoy!

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