*wife shakes me awake in the middle of the night*
*wife shakes me awake in the middle of the night*  blackberries stories
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*wife shakes me awake in the middle of the night*

me: w-what happened

wife: you were talking in your sleep

kept muttering goth this and goth that

me: like what, specifically

wife: like death is goth life and blackberries are goth raspberries

me:[taking notes] oh these are good

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