Me:[slowly floating away in a hot-air balloon] u can't arrest me for land crimes, i have balloon immunity
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Me:[slowly floating away in a hot-air balloon] u can't arrest me for land crimes, i have balloon immunity

COP1: that sounds fake

COP2: no he's right, Dave

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