Me: never go into a pet store and pull the pot-belly pig's cute little curly tail, no matter how tempting
Me: never go into a pet store and pull the pot-belly pig's cute little curly tail, no matter how tempting comedy stories
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Me: never go into a pet store and pull the pot-belly pig's cute little curly tail, no matter how tempting

Date: why not

Me:[vividly recalling how soundly the pig spanked my bare ass with a canoe paddle in the middle of the food court] but the pig never took my dignity

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