executioner: any last words?
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goofball
goofball muahahaha (not my jokes)
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executioner: any last words?

me: remember the last meal u gave me?

executioner: yeah, the boiled eggs

me: i ate them

with the shell still on

executioner: what, no [backing up]

me *opens mouth, reveals shell-flecked teeth*: YES

executioner: NOOoooo

(im still killed but bit later)

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