Hello everyone! I've seen a lot of people doing this (thanks @itz_aliyah for bringing this idea to Commaful!) and I decided to do one myself! Here were my results:
Yes, us Cancers are very dangerous. Fear the people who were born with a crab as their zodiac sign. So people think us Cancerians are: - sad (well, I'd say we're more emotional, but I guess it's the same thing) - cute (I can not count how many times I've been called cute, but I disagree with anyone who called me that)
- attractive (HA! A deceased goat is more attractive than I am. So no.) - annoying (I mean...we can be) - good in bed (I've looked at the other Zodiac results, and this question pops up every time. Just... no.)
and finally: - attracted to Geminis (umm I'm not sure about this one, because I don't think I've ever been 'attracted' to a Gemini. But idk)
So those were the Cancer zodiac results! I hope you guys found those as weird/funny as I did. See y'all later! - Artemis
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