Before this episode begins, I just want to apologize to all of my Ask the 7 series' fans. I've had a lot of questions about when part 19 is going to be out, and if I'm being honest, you're going to have to wait a bit longer. I'm sorry, it's just that I've lost inspiration on continuing it, but I will try to continue the series, I promise
I hope this 'Hunger Games but Its Riordanverse Instead' episode will make the wait for Part 19 a bit more bearable. Enjoy, and thanks for reading! (You also don't really need any prior knowledge of The Hunger Games to read this)
Artemis: Alright, while we're still working on Part 19, we're going to pause that real quick and do a Hunger Games simulator!
Nico: Like, are we reenacting the Hunger Games, or...?
Artemis: Nah, it's just a cool simulator that I found on the internet and I've become obsessed with it. But here are the districts that everyone is in!
District 1: Percy and Annabeth
District 2: Jason Grace and Piper McLean
District 3: Frank Zhang and Hazel Levesque
District 4: Nico di Angelo and Will Solace
District 5: Magnus Chase and Alex Fierro
District 6: Connor Stoll and Travis Stoll
District 7: Leo Valdez and Artemis
District 8: Thalia and Reyna
District 9: Grover and Juniper
District 10: Chiron and Mr. D
District 11: Clarisse and Drew
District 12: Carter Kane and Sadie Kane
Piper: You forgot to add Brason to a district
Artemis: *sighs sadly* I know, but I could only add in 24 people. Anyways, let's get this simulator started and see who would win the Hunger Games!!!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds. Drew gathers as much food as she can. Percy runs away from the Cornucopia. Thalia runs away from the Cornucopia. Reyna grabs a sword. Chiron and Annabeth fight Jason and Mr. D. Chiron and Annabeth survive.
Mr. D: *chokes on Diet Coke* How can Chiron and Macbeth defeat me and Johnny?! The Games haven't even started!
Annabeth: My name is Annabeth, not Macbeth, and his name is Jason-
Mr. D: Shut up Annabelle, no one asked you.
Will and Alex fight for a bag. Alex gives up and retreats. Piper grabs a jar of fishing bait while Hazel gets fishing gear. Travis runs away from the Cornucopia. Sadie runs away from the Cornucopia. Clarisse runs away from the Cornucopia.
Clarisse: I wouldn't run away!!! Are you trying to call me a coward, punk?!
Artemis: No, it just means you get to live another day. Moving on...
Grover takes a spear from inside the Cornucopia. Nico runs away from the Cornucopia. Artemis runs away from the Cornucopia. Juniper clutches a first aid kit and runs away. Connor runs away from the Cornucopia. Leo retrieves a trident from inside the Cornucopia.
Carter strangles Magnus after engaging in a fist fight-
Magnus: ExCuSe mE the last time I checked, I am a LOT stronger than that toothpick!
Carter: Who are you calling a toothpick?!
Frank grabs a sword.
Day 1: Annabeth attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Artemis, killing them both.
Leo: *enraged and incoherent screeching* HOW DARE YOU KILL MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER
Artemis: Death by a falling Annabeth...you don't hear that every day
Frank camouflages himself in the bushes. Thalia and Alex hunt for other tributes.
Leo: If they're doing that, then we're all screwed.
Hazel accidentally detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
Hazel: That sounds like something that might happen to me
Will receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Nico and Juniper split up to search for resources. Leo tries to spear fish with a trident. Travis picks flowers-
Travis: Does this simulator intentionally make people look like idiots?!
Artemis: Yeah, that's the bad part about it
Clarisse, Reyna, Chiron, and Piper hunt for other tributes. Connor kills Percy with his own weapon.
Percy: WHAT?! C'mon Connor, I thought we were friends!
Connor: Well, if I did try to kill you, then you probably deserved it
Carter receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Grover diverts Sadie's attention and runs away. Drew camouflages herself in the bushes.
7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance. Jason Grace - District 2 Mr. D - District 10 Magnus Chase - District 5 Annabeth Chase - District 1 Artemis - District 7
Hazel Levesque - District 3 Percy Jackson - District 1
Alex: Dam, District 1 is wiped out!
Percy: Quit bragging, there are still plenty of people who can kill you too
Night 1: Clarisse and Piper sleep in shifts. Alex questions their sanity.
Alex: I do that on a daily basis though
Artemis: Ha, same! *high fives Alex*
Leo: Wait, no, that's bad-
Juniper tends to Leo's wounds. Chiron sets an explosive off, killing Connor, Thalia, Drew, and Frank-
Frank: I think Chiron is out for blood now...
Chiron: Bold of you to assume that I wasn't out for blood before
Sadie receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Grover is awoken by nightmares.
Juniper: *hugs Grover*
Will receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Reyna tries to treat her infection. Nico sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Leo: He probably knew that I was the fire
Travis passes out from exhaustion. Carter start a fire.
Day 2: Alex, Will, Leo, and Travis hunt for other tributes. Piper steals from Chiron while he isn't looking. Nico and Clarisse split up to search for resources. Carter makes a wooden spear. Grover searches for a water source. Sadie constructs a shack. Juniper injures herself. Reyna travels to higher ground.
4 canon shots can be heard in the distance. Connor Stoll - District 6 Thalia Grace - District 8 Drew - District 11 Frank Zhang - District 3
Frank: Oh I completly forgot that I died
Night 2: Juniper tries to sing herself to sleep. Clarisse attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. Chiron loses sight of where he is. Carter is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth. Travis fends Piper, Reyna, and Alex away from his fire. Leo tends to his wounds.
Nico receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Sadie receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Grover and Will talk about the tributes still alive.
Leo: Why is everyone getting fresh food except me?!
Day 3: Chiron receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Sadie runs away from Carter.
Sadie: I feel like it should be the other way around. Carter is a coward, and it's a miracle that he made it this far
Carter: I'm really feeling the love today...
Juniper throws a knife into Clarisse's head.
Grover: *slowly inches away from Juniper*
Travis receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Will scares Piper off. Leo discovers a cave. Alex and Reyna hunt for other tributes. Grover kills Nico as he tries to run.
Will: HOW DARE YOU KILL MY GHOST KING COME HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU
Nico:...Will, it's just a simulator-
Will: NO IT'S NOT IT'S A DECLARATION OF WAR
Artemis: Let's move on before Will kills Grover...
Arena Event: The remaining tributes begin to hallucinate. Sadie survives. Reyna hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow.
Reyna: A tracker what now
Annabeth: *gasps* Have you never read the Hunger Games?!
Annabeth: They're basically genetically engineered wasps
Reyna: And I mistook that for a pillow? This simulator makes me look like an idiot
Artemis: Welcome to my world
Juniper survives. Travis hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it be a pillow. Piper mistakes Leo for a bear and kills him.
Leo: Pipes, really?! I thought we were friends! If anything, you should've killed Frank since he can turn into a bear!
Frank:...I thought I was already dead-
Chiron survives. Carter survives. Will hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow. Alex survives. Grover eats a scorpion, thinking it a delicate dessert.
Grover: I ATE A LIVING CREATURE?!?!? *faints*
7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance. Clarrise - District 11 Nico di Angelo - District 4 Reyna - District 8 Travis Stoll - District 6 Leo Valdez - District 7
Will Solace - District 4 Grover Underwood - District 9
Percy: It's only been 3 days?! How can people die so quickly?!?!?
Sadie, Juniper, and Alex sleep in shifts. Chiron convinces Piper to snuggle with him.
Piper: W H A T
Chiron: There's a reason why this is just a simulator...none of this would happen in real life
Carter tries to sing himself to sleep.
Sadie: Good thinking brother. Your singing sounds like an animal being murdered, so that would chase the other tributes away
Carter: I didn't realize someone could make a compliment sound like an insult. I guess you're naturally talented in that
Sadie: I know I am :)
The Feast: The Cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families. Chiron sobs while holding a photo of his friends and family. Piper decides not to go to The Feast. Sadie and Juniper fight over raw meat, but Juniper gives up and runs away.
Juniper: Why would I want meat?! That's just barbaric! I would never eat or harm an animal!
Alex decides not to go to The Feast. Carter decides not to go to the Feast.
Day 4: Juniper searches for a water source. Sadie, Chiron, and Alex hunt for other tributes. Piper picks flowers.
Piper: I feel like this simulator is intentionally mocking us and making us look like morons
Carter sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate. --------------------------- No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Night 4: Sadie cries herself to sleep.
Sadie: Haha, I do that all the time anyway!
Leo and Carter: Wait no-
Juniper receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Carter lets Chiron into his shelter. Alex destroys Piper's supplies while she's asleep.
Day 5: Sadie receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Piper camouflages herself in the bushes. Carter sets an explosive off, killing Chiron and Alex.
Jason: I think Carter is out for blood...
Magnus: You think?!
Juniper injures herself.
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance. Chiron - District 10 Alex Fierro - District 5
Night 5: Carter looks at the night sky. Piper quietly hums. Juniper tries to treat her infection. Sadie receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Mr. D: Boring! Where's the blood? I want to see more gore!
Day 6: Piper goes hunting. Juniper steals from Carter while he isn't looking. Sadie receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. ---------------------------- No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Hazel: I don't really agree with violence, but I need to know who the winner is. Can someone just kill someone already?
Night 6: Juniper convinces Sadie to snuggle with her. Carter and Piper tell stories about themselves to each other.
Mr. D: Ew, friendship. Disgusting. We need death!
Day 7: Sadie defeats Juniper in a fight, but spares her life.
Mr. D: B o r i ng
Percy: Are you sure you aren't Ares in disguise?
Mr. D: Shut up Potato Janitor, Ares is a jerk. I'm a lot better than him
Percy: It's Percy Jackson...
Mr. D: Contradict me again Perriwinkle, and I'll turn you into a grape!
Carter sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate. Piper constructs a shack. ------------------------ No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Night 7: Piper and Sadie run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Juniper screams for help. Carter thinks about winning.
Day 8: Piper sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate. Sadie receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Juniper receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Carter discovers a cave.
Arena Event: The arena's border begins to rapidly contract.
Mr. D: Ah yes, this is where it gets good
Thinking they could escape, Sadie and Juniper attempt to run through the border together. Carter restrains Piper to a tree and leaves her to die.
Piper: Gee, thanks.
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance. Sadie Kane - District 12 Juniper - District 9 Piper McLean - District 2
The winner is Carter Kane from District 12!
Sadie: That's impossible! Carter should've died on Day 1. This simulator was hacked.
Carter: Why can't you just accept the fact that I won? Why do you want me to die so badly?
Sadie: It's called sibling rivalry, brother dearest. And aren't we supposed to see who got 2nd place and all that?
Artemis: Yeah, just give me a sec while I pull up the results:
Placements: Winner - Carter Kane 2nd Place - Piper McLean 3rd Place - Juniper 4th Place - Sadie Kane 5th Place - Alex Fierro
Alex: Haha suckers I'm in the top 5
Artemis: Yeah, but the person who killed the most was Chiron, who murdered 6 people before he himself died
Percy: That's nice. My mentor is a homicidal maniac.
Artemis: Yes he is. And that's the end for this! Again, I'm really sorry about the Part 19 delay. If you guys liked this Riordanverse Hunger Games thing, then maybe, if you guys want, I could do this but put the Greek gods in instead? Or maybe the Egyptians or Norse demigods? It's your choice, but I hope you guys liked this! Until next time, bye!!!