"I enjoy the tears of children."
*All of us chanting and circling around the campfire* "I hate rabbits"
"It feels so squishy!"
"Dude, I'm full of water"
"It only gets yelled at when it doesn't listen"
*One of my friends trying to step into a fire pit that still has a fire going in it* "Send me back to the fiery pit that I came from"
"Come here tiny sugar demon!"
"We're not all sweaty try-hards like you!" "I'm sweaty, but not a try-hard." (This was a conversation between two of my friends playing foosball-)
*going to an ice cream place* "Give me the fresh children to feast upon"
"Roses are red I really need some coffee It's only considered murder If they find the body"
If you guys liked those quotes, then I'll stalk my friends more often so I can hear them say more funny things! But that's all for now. Bye! - Artemis