Alex: Hello everyone, and welcome back to Part 18 of Ask the 7!
Leo: What are you doing here?! Artemis is the host, and I'm the co-host! You were just a guest appearance!
Artemis: Leo, chill babe. Alex was just helping out since I wasn't feeling the best a while ago. But I feel a lot better now
Leo: YOU WERE SICK AND DIDN'T TELL ME?! DID YOU GET THAT CORONAVIRUS THAT'S GOING AROUND IN THE MORTAL WORLD YOU CAN DIE FROM THAT WERE YOU SOCIAL DISTANCING YOU NEED TO GET TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW OH MY GODS WE'VE ONLY BEEN DATING FOR A FEW WEEKS YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO DIE ON ME NOW-
Artemis: Calm down Leo, I was just in a depresso espresso mood
Leo:...oh. Well, then you need hugs! Lots of hugs! Oh and also blankets, not the scratchy thin blankets, but those huge fluffy and warm blankets, chocolate is a necessity, it will make you feel better trust me, it's scientifically proven-
Leo: -a nice fire in the fireplace is also a nice thing to have, as long as it doesn't burn the place down, I almost did that once, and my Tia Callida, who was actually Hera in disguise, yelled at me so much that I was starting to get concerned if her lungs were going to burst, but to get back on topic, a happy feel-good movie brightens up people's moods, also cuddling helps, so maybe that will make you feel better-
Alex:...is he always like this?
Artemis: *sighs* It only started when we began dating. It is kind of sweet though. But while my boyfriend is ranting, let's get on with the questions! @athens24 asked: Genuine question what is it like to be gender fluid and what does it mean, because ik that it is different from trans (I think)
Alex: Yeah it is different from being trans because if your trans, then you become the opposite gender. So a male would become a female, but they don't change back
Artemis: Being genderfluid can be difficult, especially when you never tell anyone like your family or friends. They might label you as the gender that they know you as, and that might cause gender dysphoria, and/or severe anxiety. And being genderfluid means that you're both genders. You might be a male one day, and then a couple of days later you feel more like a girl
Alex: Like me!
Artemis: I actually might be agender (which means a person doesn't define as any gender at all)...but I'm not sure...ANYWAY, this next question is from @halojones06:
I think a better ship name would be letermis. Also, Nico, since hazel didn't get reborn the usual way, she's technically is still dead, and you, Nico, can control the dead, so, what I'm trying to ask here is, Nico, can you control hazel?
Leo: *finally done ranting* Letermis? I kind of like that. It sounds a lot better than Oreo. Although Oreos do taste good
Nico: Hazel is one of the most tolerable sibling that I have, so no I don't want to control her. As for if I CAN, then I don't believe so, since we're related. It might be some Hades thing that makes me unable to control her, but I'm not entirely sure. And I don't want to know.
Artemis: It's always a good thing to know that Nico doesn't want to kill his siblings. Next question! Also, for leoxgoldenflame, their ship name could be, of we went off of goldenflame, leoflame (I know, I'm very punny) but Has Percy ever told you what happened to his first step-dad?
Leo: This human is starting to grow on me. Are we siblings?
Artemis: Nah, they're Athena's kid. But did Percy ever tell you?
Annabeth: Yeah, he told me
Jason: Percy had another stepdad before Paul Blofis? I think Annabeth is probably the only one that knows that
Nico: No, Percy mentioned Gabe to me before. What DID happen to him?
Percy: Let's just say that Medusa's head turned out to be useful.
Artemis: ...Alright, uh, let's go to the next question!: Also, there is a ship called jercy, which is Jason and percy. I ship it, but only as a friendSHIP (laughter at bad pun) and I think I know what that ship should be called. Artemis, have them guess what it is
Jason: People...ship us? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MORTALS?!?!?!?! IT'S LIKE YOU SHIP ME WITH ANYONE OR ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES PIPER
Percy: I've heard of something like that...don't people call us Hurricane?
Artemis: They do, but they also call you two something else
Jason: W H A T
Annabeth: I think I know what it is
Annabeth: If it's the name I'm thinking of, then you were actually pretty close
Percy:...well, I give up, and Jason isn't helping
Artemis: This was the name @halojones06 was talking about: Here it is: person (per=percy son=jason)
Annabeth: I knew it!!!
Percy: Person? Seriously? That's the best you mortals can do?
Artemis: I should probably mention/remind you guys that most of our readers are also demigods
Percy: Oh that's even more disappointing
Annabeth: DON'T TALK TO MY SIBLING LIKE THAT OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT
Artemis: Annabeth! What did I say about that?
Annabeth:...save the killing until AFTER the episode is done?
Artemis: Exactly. Do y'all have any idea how annoying it is to have to get the blood out of the carpet? I keep having to buy new carpets because that stuff won't come out!
Leo: Wait...we've never killed anyone during an episode yet, so how are you getting blood stains on the carpet-
Artemis: It's nothing you need to worry about sweetie. Here's the last question from @halojones06!: Percy, since tyson, ella, and mrs. O'leary are monsters (species-wise) then they would eventually come back when they died. Well, ella and mrs. O'leary. Since tyson is technically a demigod, but half monster, would he come back from... The pit?
Percy:...I...I'm actually not sure... he is a demigod, he might not, but maybe the monster DNA in him might help in allowing him to escape The Pit...but I'm not entirely sure, and I hope I don't have to find out
Artemis: Posidon should make Tyson immortal (#Tysondeservedmorecreditandloveinthebooks) We also have questions from Ria!!! mmmmkay time for some wedding-related statements/questions! Since I'm the wedding(s) planner! Leo: best man and groomsmen? I need to design some suits.
Leo: Jason's going to be my best man, Percy, Will, and Frank are the groomsmen, and Nico is the flower girl.
Nico: Absolutely not.
Artemis: Pleaseeee Neeks? For me?
Nico: *deep sigh of regret* Fine...
Artemis: YAY! Next question!: Artemis/goldenflame: bridesmaids and maid of honor? I need to decide some colour schemes and designs.
Artemis: Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth were going to be bridesmaids. So was Alex, but could you design a suit too just in case they're not a girl that day? Oh, and you were going to be the maid of honor Ria :)
Artemis: Will! You have a question: Will: Cake flavor?
Will: I was thinking maybe-
Will: Um, Percy, that isn't a flavor-
Percy: B l u e.
Will: This isn't even your wedding-
Percy: THE CAKE WILL BE BLUE. BLUE COLORED, BLUE FLAVORED, BLUE EVERYTHING
Will:...o-ok, I guess the cake will be blue then...
Artemis: It's unsettling to see Percy become a wedding dictator... Nico: buffet or servers for the food?
Nico: Buffet, definitely. The waiters are going to screw something up (I have no harsh feelings towards waiters/waitresses, this is just Nico being Nico)
Percy: As long as there is blue food, then everything is fine.
Artemis: I'm fine with blue food as long as Percy's mom makes/brings her amazhang blue cookies
Frank: Did you just do what I thought you did-
Artemis: Here are the last couple of wedding questions! Brick: what color dress would you want to wear? and Jason: best man?
Jason: sToP sHIPPING ME WITH A BRICK THAT CAN'T EVEN SPEAK- and Leo is the best man
Leo: Aww thanks bro
Artemis: We still have more questions to answer!!! Aaaaand normal questions: Annabeth: what (harry potter) wand do you have? What's your patronus and Illvermorny house?
Annabeth: Well, I already have a wand, it's 10 inches long, made out of celestial bronze-
Frank: Annabeth, that sounds like a knife-
Annabeth: It's not! It does spells too!
Frank: Really? Like what?
Artemis: Ria meant your hypothetical Harry Potter wand, Annabeth
Annabeth: Ohhh ok. My wand would be made out of ebony wood with a dragon heartstring core, 12 1/2 inches, and my Ilvermorny house is Horned Serpent
Artemis: What about your patronus?
Annabeth: I thought it was obvious, but it's an owl
Artemis: Cool! Pottermore said mine was a fox. Percy, this next question is for you: Percy: Do you like blue lollipops? I have a few here with me.
Percy: *starts crawling on the floor and ceiling like a demon* BRING ME THE FRESH CHILDREN TO FEAST UPON
Nico: *actually freaking out* WHY ARE YOU REFERRING TO LOLLIPOPS THAT WAY-
*time skip brought to you by Solangelo and also the fact that we had to lock Percy up in a cage specifically made for scenarios like this-*
Artemis: Good thing Percy doesn't have any more questions... Frazel, you both have a question! Hazel: Favorite movie? Frank: Favorite movie?
Hazel: THE FAULT IN OUR STARS IS THE BEST MOVIE AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME DIFFERENTLY
Annabeth: The book was better-
Hazel: Well, yes, but it was still a good movie...fine, then Titanic
Frank: Titanic's my favorite too
Artemis: Frazel liking the same thing(s) is so cute :) Ria also wanted to say this:
Oh and also: I am a vegetarian because I don't want to be responsible for animal deaths because I'm against animal abuse. I also don't want to be someone who forcefully takes away animals from their own families just for my own pleasure. I also don't like chicken, I tried it in my 3rd grade. So that's that.
Piper: Thank you!!! Finally, someone who understands!!!!
Leo: You're making me feel guilty for eating chicken nuggets...
Frank: *crying at the mention of animal abuse* YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON
Artemis: I probably AM a bad person for saying this, but if I see bacon then nothing is going to stop me from eating it-
Jason: I guess that's fair
Artemis: But anyways, @silverlilly asks:
Leo: I'm sexually attracted to pans. Me: Hey! Me too, Leo! *high five* Funny story time! Once I was on a Zoom call with my friend, and she was in her kitchen making something, and she propped her phone in her cabinet, then burst out laughing. She had put me in the cabinet with the rest of her 'pans'.
Leo: *receives high five while laughing* Please tell me this is yet another one of my long lost siblings
Artemis: @silverlilly is a daughter of Hades
Leo: Well too bad I'm adopting her. She's an honorary daughter of Hephaestus
Nico: But she's my sister-
Leo: I called dibs first.
Artemis: Before they get into a fight about who gets to keep @silverlilly as their sibling, the actual question was this: So here's a question for Leo: When did you come out of the cabinet (The closet for pans)?
Leo: I didn't even realize I WAS sexually attracted to pans until I met Arty, and I guess when I admitted to having a crush on them was also when I came out as pan
Artemis: Glad to know that I'm the reason you're sexually attracted to pans
Artemis: We have one more question!!! @inkdragon asks: Has Annabeth done anything stupid despite being Athena's daughter?
Piper: You denied Percy a blue cookie one time... I know I have absolutely no reason at all to judge historical events, but he made World War 2 look like a tea party
Annabeth: Alright...I guess that was a stupid thing...
Artemis: And that concludes episode 18! I'm really sorry for not posting this sooner, I've just had a LOT of school work to do. But if you guys have any questions for us, then just drop them down in the comments below! And as always, we'll see you soon. Bye!!!