Limericks
Limericks limerick stories
  69
  •  
  1
  •   3 comments
Share

glakasa
glakasa I mostly write while drunk
Autoplay OFF   •   2 months ago
Had way too much fun playing with limericks and putting these scenes, no matter how absurd, into words. It's fun. I recommend trying it too!

Limericks

Hound

A dog grovelling at your feet

A dog grovelling at your feet Crumbs crawling it readily bits

A dog grovelling at your feet Crumbs crawling it readily bits How miserable

A dog grovelling at your feet Crumbs crawling it readily bits How miserable But hey, you're able

A dog grovelling at your feet Crumbs crawling it readily bits How miserable But hey, you're able Give the poor soul something to eat

~

Muffled and dazed

The tune of paradise is within earshot

The tune of paradise is within earshot Bells and chimes are going buck wild but

The tune of paradise is within earshot Bells and chimes are going buck wild but A nagging feeling

The tune of paradise is within earshot Bells and chimes are going buck wild but A nagging feeling An ill intentioned soul willing

The tune of paradise is within earshot Bells and chimes are going buck wild but A nagging feeling An ill intentioned soul willing How it muffles with but a single gunshot

~

The unknown

The hinterlands of evermore

The hinterlands of evermore Something we see now, nevermore

The hinterlands of evermore Something we see now, nevermore Dark smoke invades

The hinterlands of evermore Something we see now, nevermore Dark smoke invades Grand ideas deranged

The hinterlands of evermore Something we see now, nevermore Dark smoke invades Grand ideas deranged I wish to one day see it too,

The hinterlands of evermore Something we see now, nevermore Dark smoke invades Grand ideas deranged I wish to one day see it too, that and many more

~

Pride

Walking up a hill is a lad with a beard who dare appears

Walking up a hill is a lad with a beard who dare appears In front of a choir of audience who, with a flick of a finger, disappears

Walking up a hill is a lad with a beard who dare appears In front of a choir of audience who, with a flick of a finger, disappears How could this be?

Walking up a hill is a lad with a beard who dare appears In front of a choir of audience who, with a flick of a finger, disappears How could this be? Is such a thing possible? chained logic free?

Walking up a hill is a lad with a beard who dare appears In front of a choir of audience who, with a flick of a finger, disappears How could this be? Is such a thing possible? chained logic free? Nah,

Walking up a hill is a lad with a beard who dare appears In front of a choir of audience who, with a flick of a finger, disappears How could this be? Is such a thing possible? chained logic free? Nah, just a play on what you deem is reality worthy,

Walking up a hill is a lad with a beard who dare appears In front of a choir of audience who, with a flick of a finger, disappears How could this be? Is such a thing possible? chained logic free? Nah, just a play on what you deem is reality worthy, really it's quite surreal something noteworthy,

Walking up a hill is a lad with a beard who dare appears In front of a choir of audience who, with a flick of a finger, disappears How could this be? Is such a thing possible? chained logic free? Nah, just a play on what you deem is reality worthy, really it's quite surreal something noteworthy, quite honestly straight to the feels

~

Hey!

A young lady with a name that is pretty walks up to you

A young lady with a name that is pretty walks up to you Her every step destined in your direction, oh how this day you won't rue

A young lady with a name that is pretty walks up to you Her every step destined in your direction, oh how this day you won't rue You straighten up your tie

A young lady with a name that is pretty walks up to you Her every step destined in your direction, oh how this day you won't rue You straighten up your tie Oh, this day is to be with color,

A young lady with a name that is pretty walks up to you Her every step destined in your direction, oh how this day you won't rue You straighten up your tie Oh, this day is to be with color, dyed

A young lady with a name that is pretty walks up to you Her every step destined in your direction, oh how this day you won't rue You straighten up your tie Oh, this day is to be with color, dyed But nope, nope, nope before her smile spells your demise, pay up,

A young lady with a name that is pretty walks up to you Her every step destined in your direction, oh how this day you won't rue You straighten up your tie Oh, this day is to be with color, dyed But nope, nope, nope before her smile spells your demise, pay up, your rent is due

~

To your glory

Oh the pain and agony of thy words!

Oh the pain and agony of thy words! Oh how it stings and pierces, I am a fucking turd

Oh the pain and agony of thy words! Oh how it stings and pierces, I am a fucking turd You are right

Oh the pain and agony of thy words! Oh how it stings and pierces, I am a fucking turd You are right Trash are the things I write

Oh the pain and agony of thy words! Oh how it stings and pierces, I am a fucking turd You are right Trash are the things I write At least I am not hypocritical, unlike you yapping crows;

Oh the pain and agony of thy words! Oh how it stings and pierces, I am a fucking turd You are right Trash are the things I write At least I am not hypocritical, unlike you yapping crows; I'm a fucking nerd

~

Mind numbing ale!

Jeral, yes you fool, who bloody else

Jeral, yes you fool, who bloody else Are you tired picking washed up shells?

Jeral, yes you fool, who bloody else Are you tired picking washed up shells? Your inside is distraught

Jeral, yes you fool, who bloody else Are you tired picking washed up shells? Your inside is distraught False are the things you've been taught

Jeral, yes you fool, who bloody else Are you tired picking washed up shells? Your inside is distraught False are the things you've been taught Well, wake up now,

Jeral, yes you fool, who bloody else Are you tired picking washed up shells? Your inside is distraught False are the things you've been taught Well, wake up now, the night anything is but short on mind numbing ale!

~

A memory best left untouched

Wine, Dine, Shine, Shrine

Wine, Dine, Shine, Shrine Disappointment, A failed ointment, shallow cries of enlightenment

Wine, Dine, Shine, Shrine Disappointment, A failed ointment, shallow cries of enlightenment The cries of anguish, pain to not be extinguish, oh it stings and I'm famished

Wine, Dine, Shine, Shrine Disappointment, A failed ointment, shallow cries of enlightenment The cries of anguish, pain to not be extinguish, oh it stings and I'm famished I'm dying, I'm trying, I'm choking

Wine, Dine, Shine, Shrine Disappointment, A failed ointment, shallow cries of enlightenment The cries of anguish, pain to not be extinguish, oh it stings and I'm famished I'm dying, I'm trying, I'm choking I'm

Wine, Dine, Shine, Shrine Disappointment, A failed ointment, shallow cries of enlightenment The cries of anguish, pain to not be extinguish, oh it stings and I'm famished I'm dying, I'm trying, I'm choking I'm Remorseful, I am with regret full, woes are what to my body now rules

That was quite the night

~

- Glakasa, all were written by me a few hours prior and man did I have fun xD! Though the last one is not exactly a limerick; I had a first line and just kept writing to it forming this very absurd situation if you think about it if it's those words is what you will describe it hehe, so yeah I hope you enjoyed reading it!

Stories We Think You'll Love 💕

Get The App

App Store
COMMENTS (3)
SHOUTOUTS (1)