I came to make a deal.
I was lost. Then I ended up here.
I know you must be thinking. How?
A human helped me!
Now, I am going to rule this world.
I am actually hiding from Dipper.
He knows. How to find me!
Curse the world! Curse technology!
So, far I am safe. I need to make sure he doesn’t touch the computer. I know he can hack.
So, I destroyed his computer!
He is going to be very mad.
Now, I am going to need help. It turns out.... He has a phone!!!
I am not leaving!
I will rule this world!