An atheist was seated next to a little girl on the plane
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Boom! She schooled him.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on the plane

The athiest turned to the little girl and asked, "Would you like to chat? Flights go quicker with some friendly conversation"

The girl, who had just started reading a Commaful story, replied: "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh....perhaps there is no God, or Heaven, or Hell?"

"Hm ok! Sounds interesting. But first, let me ask you this:

A horse, cow, and deer all eat grass. Yet deer poop pellets. Cow makes patty. And horse produces clumps. Why is that?"

The atheist looked surprised. He thought for a second. "I have no clue" he admitted.

The little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to talk about God, Heaven, and Hell, when you don't know shit?"

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jennablack15Trying to get my story heard.
a month agoReply
Wow,

jordundundun25515, a freshman n my wattpad is Catty2557
a month agoReply
I feel like I should post the original one 😂

jordundundun25515, a freshman n my wattpad is Catty2557
a month agoReply
Lmao omg I've read the original version of this I think the man was messing with the little boy and asked him if he wanted to talk about nuclear power or something like that and the boy responded with the response about shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5 months agoReply
Very well put even as an atheist i had to laugh at this one

tdog1614 and excited!
5 months agoReply
Wow!!!! 😂 You go girl!!!!!! This was fantastic!!!! Little girl isn't so little when she has so much knowledge.

bernardtwindwilGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
5 months agoReply
This was pretty cute and clever. You did a great job stringing out the story until the punchline. Great joke!!!!