An atheist was seated next to a little girl on the plane
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on the plane stories
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Boom! She schooled him.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on the plane

The athiest turned to the little girl and asked, "Would you like to chat? Flights go quicker with some friendly conversation"

The girl, who had just started reading a Commaful story, replied: "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh....perhaps there is no God, or Heaven, or Hell?"

"Hm ok! Sounds interesting. But first, let me ask you this:

A horse, cow, and deer all eat grass. Yet deer poop pellets. Cow makes patty. And horse produces clumps. Why is that?"

The atheist looked surprised. He thought for a second. "I have no clue" he admitted.

The little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to talk about God, Heaven, and Hell, when you don't know shit?"

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