The athiest turned to the little girl and asked, "Would you like to chat? Flights go quicker with some friendly conversation"
The girl, who had just started reading a Commaful story, replied: "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh....perhaps there is no God, or Heaven, or Hell?"
"Hm ok! Sounds interesting. But first, let me ask you this:
A horse, cow, and deer all eat grass. Yet deer poop pellets. Cow makes patty. And horse produces clumps. Why is that?"
The atheist looked surprised. He thought for a second. "I have no clue" he admitted.
The little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to talk about God, Heaven, and Hell, when you don't know shit?"