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Chapter 6: The Butterfly Catcher

Jacqueline is trapped in the bathroom with no means of escape. But don't worry, she has a crayon. Source: www.jacquelinehollenberry.com

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Chapter 5: The Gnome, the Old(ish) Man, and the Cul-de-Sac

Jacqueline is disappointed by how undramatic her kidnapping has been so far, but be careful what you wish for, Jacky, because some dramatic twists are about to take place. Also, what's with the gnome?...

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Chapter 4: Out of Plymouth

Jacqueline reminisces about her fateful meeting with Englebert three days previously. The red-headed woman is oddly reluctant to give Jacqueline her name. Jacqueline is horrified to discover that she...

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Chapter 3: Where are Englebert and Enrique?

After both of her lovers mysteriously vanish, Jacqueline arm-wrestles a random woman to find out where they are. Will she succeed? Source: www.jacquelinehollenberry.com

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Chapter 2: Memories of Cadiz

Englebert and the new rival Enrique vie for Jacqueline's attentions, leading to deeply mysterious consequences...and an unusually greasy seagull. Source: www.jacquelinehollenberry.com

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Chapter 1: A Meeting on the Beach

In this opening chapter, we meet the story's heroine: Jacqueline Hollenberry. She's from Plymouth. She's beautiful. She's in love. She is waiting by the sea for her forbidden lover. But the course of ...

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