My fricking crush is Stormfur.
"Who's Stormfur?" who are you?!
Oh! Stormfur was the✨h o t✨ cat that was in all the pictures on that post...
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM?! GOOGLE HIM! DO IT.
You realize who this is?
You've never had a life then!
THIS GUY LOST HIS MOTHER, AND HIS MENTOR WAS KILLED IN FRONT OF HIS OWN EYES.
HIS SISTER SACRIFICED HERSELF..AND HER CRUSH WASN'T GOOD.
CALL ME A SIMP. DO IT. I HAVE TWO OTHER CRUSHES TOO.
BUT THIS GUY. RULES
THEN HIS DAD RAN AWAY TO MATE WITH A KITTYPET AND HAVE THREE LITTLE KITS WHICH TWO ARE ✨MISTAKES✨
BROOK...YOU FOOL. YOU TOOK HIM.
LUCKY WOMAN. YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES (THEY'RE GRAY LIKE 😭)
LOOK AT YOUR PELT..AND YOUR BOYFRIEND. I NEED HIM.
THAT STORMFUR. I NAMED MY CAT AFTER HIM. STORMF (MY CAT) WATCHES ME.
STORMF LOOKS LIKE HIM.
LISTEN, SMARTY LITTLE BROOK...
AND YOU BE UNGRQTEFUL FOR YOUR LOOKS.
"Brook where small fish swim" BRUH LOOK AT MY NAME. I AIN'T SAYING IT.
LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME
I MADE THIS POST AND I WILL MAKE ANOTHER ONE ABOUT MY OTHER TWO CRUSHES.