Come have a seat
You like my tent, yes?
I can see it
Of course, child, your parents are on their way
While we wait, would you like to play a game?
It’s easy I’ll go first
Hold the Tool like so perfect! You’re already getting the hang of it
Now press it right here yes, now push
No it doesn’t No it won’t
See that red? That’s your lifeforce Don’t you want to share it?
Oh of course I’ll take some, but only because you’ve been such a good child. You should give some to your parents too
Yes, they’ll be here soon
Now push deeper. Make the hole bigger.
You’re very good at this game Now my turn
Yes, of course you’re winning.
Sadly, no, this isn’t the kind of game that gives stuffed animals to winners but maybe you’ll still get a prize, if you’re good.
Ah, I believe I can see your parents. Why don’t you go welcome them
No need to make such a fuss, you’re adults after all Surely you can handle a little red
Taking that child away won’t do any good They’ll be back soon enough