More Funny Quotes to Cheer You Up!
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More Funny Quotes to Cheer You Up!

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

“Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone suddenly loves grapes and a week’s worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting bananas.”

“There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!”

“If we’re going to pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid.”

“Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.”

“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”

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