SORE BARE FEET WITH YELLOW TAIL
From the 2nd diary entry of Stewy Lemmon's childhood adventures.
Its been almost two weeks now, since our unforgettable funny night of the colourful fruit falling down on us.
So, I decided to take Smoochy for a walk through our village and then up and over the town's nearby grassy green hills.
When all of a sudden, I noticed a strange, gigantic and really colourful object in the near distance. I picked up Smoochy and put him in my top left-hand side pocket.
I then took off my thongs and raced like the wind, towards this strange, gigantic and really colourful thing.
As we got closer, I realised what I had come across. It was a gigantic and colourful, hot air balloon. Maybe, it had crashed on top of our town's grassy green hills, that very morning.
I yelled out, 'Hello is anyone in there'? But, not a squeak or holler of noise, came out of that gigantic and really colourful hot air balloon.
I was curious to have a closer look inside, so I took Smoochy out of my top left-hand side pocket and put him nearby.
I climbed up into the hot air balloon with bare feet and all, to see what it was like, inside my incredible find.
Whilst looking straight up towards the blue sky, I saw the hot air balloons large engine, that once it was switched on, would make a huge fire.
A fire which you could imagine, would make you ever so warm. All of sudden, a gush of wind took hold of the gigantic hot air balloon and it started to take off.
I yelled out to Smoochy to help me, but quickly realised, he was only a grouse, new, pet mouse and would not understand me. The balloon started to bounce down the hill and was nearing the edge.
Smoochy had jumped onto the end of a dangling rope and was hanging on by the skin of his teeth, while I was hanging on, for my dear young life.
I screamed out to Smoochy, 'Start climbing up the rope and don't be scared'.
Finally, Smoochy made it into the balloons basket and popped straight into my top, left-hand side pocket where he felt safe, once again. So, maybe Smoochy does understand me after all.
The hot air balloon was getting higher and higher and further away from my home, heading towards the famous Bearfeet Ridge mountain tops.
Ouch Ouch Ouch, I yelled out to Smoochy for help, again, again and again.
Because, when I was running in bare feet, towards the strange, gigantic and really colourful object, I stepped on some prickles and it didn't at all, feel like funny feet tickles.
I carefully pulled them out, one by one; all those pointy, painful prickles that were making my bare feet sore.
I had an idea to get us off this fast moving hot air balloon.
I pulled out my very super, sporty, single-shot, stylish slingshot from my back pocket and put one of those pointy, painful prickles into place on the slingshot that had been stuck in my feet.
Bang, my first shot made a hole in the balloon and it started to drop down slowly over the treetops.
But then, with an almighty, Thump, it stopped with a jolt and came to a complete and sudden halt.
The dangling rope Smoochy had used to climb in with me, had tangled around a tree branch. It had miraculously landed, the hot air balloon right on top, although, on a very steep angle.
I stood up and wiped the sweat off my brow and thought, 'Wow, what a fun ride'.
I climbed over the edge and onto a large limb and started to climb down carefully, branch by branch. Then, I heard very loud moans and growls coming from way down below.
As I looked down, I felt excited and very lucky, but at the same time, I felt very nervous deep down inside.
Smoochy, had peaked his head out and started to tremble, for what we were seeing had to be, that 'mysterious and rarely seen, yellow tailed, bear family'.
Which a few older towns' people, have claimed to have seen.
But the bears were looking, oh so very hungry, patient and keen. Then from afar, I heard people yelling out, 'Don't move Stewy, stay where you are, for we're almost there'.
It was my Dad Archie and Sergeant Bill Stilrite from our local police station.
Luckily, Dad had seen Smoochy and I, with his trusty homemade, fancy, far out, funny binoculars through the small, round shaped, backdoor window of his unusually built and outrageously painted,
outback, backyard shed.
He couldn't believe it, when I jumped into the balloon and it started to move. So, he had raced to his car and yelled out to my Mum Flo, 'Call the local police now, on 000 and don't be slow'.
Then my Dad started following us by car, from well down below.
The police Sergeant Bill Stilrite along with my Dad, had both managed to follow us, in their very fast cars, right up until we came to a complete and sudden halt.
The screaming of my Dad and Sergeant Bill Stilrite, had scared off the mysterious and rarely seen yellow tailed, bear family, making them all bolt.
Now, safely back home and with an amazing, gigantic and really colourful hot air balloon tale to tell.
I just don't know if my family and folks, will ever really believe that Smoochy and I saw the mysterious and rarely seen, yellow tailed, bear family, oh well.
At least Smoochy was there and knows our adventures were fun and for real.
Hopefully one day, I will write some books, about my childhood fun adventures and then, just maybe, try to sell them, for a buck or two.