I know the rest of these have been some interesting confessions, but perhaps this will truly tell you why I'm so strange.
The truth is... I shouldn't have been born.
Not as in I hate myself I shouldn't have,
But as in honest statistical odds.
My mom was on not one but two types of birth control, and m dad was wearing spermicidal condoms.
Physically, I shouldn't be here.
The actual statistical odds of m being born were less than half a percent. Literally.
You want to know the odds?
The odds are, 0.0089%. Less than a quarter of a percent.
I am a living miracle. I shouldn't be gere by any math. Yet I am.
I am that figure. 99.9%? I'm the reason that it's .9% not 100%