Name: Jerzi
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Nickname: (nothing as of rn)
Pronouns: She/her
Age: 15
Status: Taken
Kids: 3
State of mind: Hysterical
Likes-
Singer(girls): Megan, Doja cat, Saweetie, Latto, Rhapsody, City Girls
Singer(boys): Kodak Black, Biggie, Tupac, J. cole
Songs: Handstand - Doja Cat, Saweetie, French Montana
Strub Tha Ground - Quavo, Yung miami (mostly yung miami's part)
Shows: Cruel summer, Good trouble, The bachelor, 90 day fiance, Friends
Bobo fett, The mando, Abbott Elementary
Movies: Star Wars (The last jedi the most), The greatest showman, Bohemian Rhapsody
Movie quotes: Star wars, The Last Jedi - "I want every gun we have, to fire on that man."
The greatest showman - "CHARGEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Show quotes: Spongebob - "Air is not good patrick, Air is not goood."
Abbott Elementary - "i'm too expensive"
Awards: Grammy's, MTV's, Brit, Oscars, AMA
Food type: Mexican
Catchphrase: Lets roll sugar
Color: Neon blue
Books: One of us is lying, On the come up, One of us is next, The host
Online store: Shein
Animal: Ferrets
Season: Summer
Dislikes: Spiders (bugs), People who foil my evil plans, awkwardness,
staring, deceptions and lies,
feeling trapped, or not being able to help a friend
My exes thinking its okay to talk to me whenever they want
Nah ho, you only get 1 monday every 2 years
Hobbies: Annoying my brother preston, drawing, singing off-key (on purpose),
rapping/songwriting,
talking to friends, screaming while getting chased
Weird things i do: Cry when i see baby yoda (dont judge, he is so cute. omfgg)
I'll just like tear up, and get so sad
i also side eye people obnoxiously, wear my socks halfway,
close my curtains at night as fast as possible, then lay on the ground for 2 minutes
(i have a fear of ppl shooting me through my window)
heh...
And when i get to excited abt sm i'll punch the air repeatedly
Fears: War, dying, losing someone
Greatest thing ive ever done: Cracked the case of who stole my candy
Scariest thing ive ever done: Jumped off a roof (there was sm under me)
Funniest things ive ever done: acted like i ki**ed someone in public.
Ill have to do a storytime about that~
Threw a book at my old school screaming "eat this chumps"
Beat a pillow in the middle of the street with my brother
Worst thing ive ever done: Raided rite-aid (the alarms went off, but no one came-)
Something ill keep doing for life: Acting suspicious, even when i have nothing to hide
Biggest secret:
Pfffft, yall must think im
f u c k e d
if im telling a living soul my secret
Anything else: I do a great impressions of the proud family, and Ava off Abbott elementary
HAHAHAHAHAHA, done
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