Ode to the Hippo
Ode to the Hippo comedy stories
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emery_iller Writing to improve, feedback encouraged
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I felt divinely inspired today, what more can I say?

Ode to the Hippo

Oh hippopotamus, shall I compare

Oh hippopotamus, shall I compare you to a cumbersome, round angel, who,

Oh hippopotamus, shall I compare you to a cumbersome, round angel, who, with violet glistening of skin so fair

Oh hippopotamus, shall I compare you to a cumbersome, round angel, who, with violet glistening of skin so fair has moles like embroidered roses sew?

With tiny button eyes which hold a wild

With tiny button eyes which hold a wild and flaring passion; your savannah home

With tiny button eyes which hold a wild and flaring passion; your savannah home encapsulated in the optics riled,

With tiny button eyes which hold a wild and flaring passion; your savannah home encapsulated in the optics riled, like nature written in two gleamed brown tomes

Fools think the jewel of africa the giraffe,

Fools think the jewel of africa the giraffe, but that’s just ignorance of these dark times

Fools think the jewel of africa the giraffe, but that’s just ignorance of these dark times for many men would wish a lady half

Fools think the jewel of africa the giraffe, but that’s just ignorance of these dark times for many men would wish a lady half as sturdy and buxom as your design

Oh! lovely creature, best of Earth’s great race

Oh! lovely creature, best of Earth’s great race that holds three-thousand pounds of perfect grace!

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