Today we sat together in science
And though you don't know my name
You asked if you could cheat off me
And I played your game.
Hot damn, you are so beautiful
A wonder of the Earth
So watching you copy off my paper
Brought me naught but mirth
"You're crazy," says by bestie,
"She'll bring you nothing but pain."
And I know this, I know this, I know this to be true,
But there's so much to gain.
It's been years since I've crushed
And of romance I grew weary
But since I saw you, my brain went to work
And the future isn't so bleary
I tell this to my friend,
And she rolls her eyes.
"Stop it, girl, she's no good for you."
But I know my friend lies.
Just look at her freckles, covering her face
Her black and green dyed hair
Her little stud in her nose
I don't think it fair.
Her voice is quiet and thick with smoke
But her words are crystal clear,
And all the while I am praying,
Hoping that she's queer.
Lo and behold, a bisexual!
My friend reports to me.
I have a chance, I'll have this dance,
My heart beats wild and free.
"Careful, girl, that one's rotten."
Yes, I know it true.
I know, I know, I know, but oh,
I'm a sucker for you.