We are very excited to tonight's Presidential Debate between current President Donald Trump and Democratic Nominee Andrew Yang.
Do either of you have anything you want to say before we start?
Trump: He's a communist. Very bad. Very bad.
Yang: Actually, this is not even close to communism. It's actually a way to help more Americans be more creative and think deeper without removing economic incentives.
Trump: Does anybody remember Mao? Or the guy from Korea? He looks like them.
Ok, let's dive into questions. What is your stance on immigration?
Trump: I love all immigrants. Except the Mexicans. We'll build a wall.
Yang: Weren't you going to build a wall last time?
Trump: I didn't say when I'd build it. I'm getting to it.
W're running low on time today, last question. What would you say your strengths are?
Trump: I love America and I will do what it takes to keep the commies out.