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[phone rings]

Me: Hello?

Voice On the Line: This call originates from a correctional facility

Buddy: Where were you man?!

Me: For what?

Buddy: My trial, asshole! You were the star witness!

Me: Totally forgot

Hey, if you’re around Sunday, can you help me move?

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