Turn off the light bulb

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Just trying to be funny.

Turn off the light bulb

Before I came to bed, I forgot to turn off the lights;

Before I came to bed, I forgot to turn off the lights; And now it burns my eyelids, Oh it's very very bright.

I could hit the bulb with my shoe, And turn it off like Mr. Bean.

I could hit the bulb with my shoe, And turn it off like Mr. Bean. But to replace it the next day, I am not so very keen.

Photons flying at my eyes, those attention catching bitches.

Photons flying at my eyes, those attention catching bitches. Near the bedside, why didn't my landlord put the switches?

I wish I had a boyfriend, to turn off the lights.

I wish I had a boyfriend, to turn off the lights. But I am so very lonely; And horny tonight.

How do I go so wrong, when it comes to men?

How do I go so wrong, when it comes to men? My last dude ran off, With that lame ass bitch Helen.

May be I need to invest In a dildo and a therapist .

May be I need to invest In a dildo and a therapist . My mama says, that I keep falling for masochists.

I could automate the light switch. If I had finished my degree

I could automate the light switch. If I had finished my degree. Do I make excuses?

I could automate the light switch. If I had finished my degree. Do I make excuses? Or do I really have ADHD?

Welcome aboard to me. On this horrific train of thoughts.

Welcome aboard to me. On this horrific train of thoughts. My eyes are closing now.

May be I'll sleep with the lights on.

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