Chaos With A Friend
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Together, we're gonna blow up the moon with the money from the bank we robbed. @lostangel

Chaos With A Friend

So I'm outside of her apartment right now, thinking to myself:

So I'm outside of her apartment right now, thinking to myself: "This is it.

So I'm outside of her apartment right now, thinking to myself: "This is it. It's actually happening.

So I'm outside of her apartment right now, thinking to myself: "This is it. It's actually happening. We are finally going to blow up the moon."

Yes, I know what you're all thinking:

Yes, I know what you're all thinking: "Blow up the moon? What is she, crazy?"

And to answer your question: Yes, yes I am. But hey, so is she.

'She', by the way, is my new friend.

We somehow decided that we shall blow up the moon for fun,

and cause eternal chaos around the world, so our names will forever be in the history books.

We'll be the one thing kids will look forward to learn about in school.

But hey,

But hey, We are totally prepared for this.

Last month we robbed a bank to pay for the dynamite that we're flying over to the moon.

So yeah,

I'm sitting in my new cherry red Ferrari that the bank basically bought me,

I'm sitting in my new cherry red Ferrari that the bank basically bought me, In my new $2000, sparkling, baby blue, Sherri Hill dress,

I'm sitting in my new cherry red Ferrari that the bank basically bought me, In my new $2000, sparkling, baby blue, Sherri Hill dress, wearing my new heels and diamond neckless,

I'm sitting in my new cherry red Ferrari that the bank basically bought me, In my new $2000, sparkling, baby blue, Sherri Hill dress, wearing my new heels and diamond neckless, waiting for her.

We, together, will blow up the moon, looking fabulous.

If we get caught, might as well look hella good for the newscast, am I right?

She's arrived.

I can see her in her soft yellow silk dress, adorning a twin diamond neckless to mine.

I can see her in her soft yellow silk dress, adorning a twin diamond neckless to mine. She's carrying the small puppy we adopted to keep us company.

I can see her in her soft yellow silk dress, adorning a twin diamond neckless to mine. She's carrying the small puppy we adopted to keep us company. She's smiling, and so am I.

Wish us luck, as we create the biggest catastrophe of chaos in the universe.

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