Have you ever waken up and feel like you're the bomb?
I do. Every day because I am the bomb.
People make fun of me. A lot. A lot, a lot. A little too much.
But, that's just because they're jealous of all my glory from head to toe.
Have you ever broken up with somebody only to see them dating someone new?
It makes me feel bad...
Not for myself of course. That's absurd!
I'd feel bad for my ex.
Poor them. They lost me. Losing me is like losing money when you invest in bitcoins. I mean, I am a profit.
(I tried lol)