My first kiss went a little like this ...
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My first kiss went a little like this... and twist:

I finally can wear my favorite mini-shorts. Not that anybody will see me in them. Ok. I'm lying. My grandma will

My first kiss went a little like this ...

Like most firsts.. this story begins in summer.

I can finally wear my mini-shorts. Not that anyone will see me in them.

Ok. I'm lying. My grandma will (fully armed with a lecture about being decent).

Won't you get cold?

Yes. I sure will when it's 30 degrees celsius.

Speaking of heat. It's uncharacteristically hot in Broumana (a town in Lebanon)

Unsurprisingly, I speed to the kitchen to get my favorite Almaza beer.

I open the fridge hoping to find chocolate as well .

Instead, I spy with my hazel eyes cigarettes...IN THE FRIDGE

But, how?

Nobody lives here except my 80 year old grandma (WHO DOES NOT SMOKE).

I scream. TETA (Grandma in Arabic). TETA. You smoke?

The sounds of footsteps echo in the distance.

I scream again . Teta. Teta.

But my grandma is taller.

Her teeth are yellower.

Her chin is hairier.

Alas, it is not my TETA.

Instantly, ants start crawling on my left cheek.

It is Mahmoud.

A care-giver. He gives.

Maybe a little too much.

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