You broke my cookie @cheekymonkey
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cheekymonkeyLarry David, "Whatever Works". C'est moi
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A christmas tale :)

( I never know in which category I should put my stories, I wish commaful had a category called " weird"... It would be easier for me)

You broke my cookie @cheekymonkey

Of all the cookies in the world, mine was the most special because my mom told me so.

She said I should be careful with it because cookies can easily be eaten.

"There are monsters out there that can touch your cookie without consent," she said.

So, I was always careful with the cookies I talked to.

But you can't always be on the watch and one day, Christmas came.

And this shit happened. I was offered as tribute for the red fat man.

This creep ate me mercilessly!

Murderer!

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