'Jump in, Timbo. Keys were in barn.'
'You were meant to wait. You nearly mowed me down.'
'Well, I hadn't found brake, had I?'
'Are you pissed?'
'Nah. Just a li'l celebration. 'S my first time driving a tractor.'
(Pause) 'Nobby said you lived on a farm.'
'Assright. My girlfriend's renting a converted barn.'
'Right ... 'Nobby's texted. He's nicked a getaway car and he's waiting for us -
'Turn off here. 'There... 'Back there.'
'Don't panic. I know a short cut.'
'Not this way! It's the wrong carriageway - that's a container lorry.'
'I'll move over.'
'Hell! It's gone through the central barrier and hit a coach. 'Where are you going now? That was a fence.'
'S'alright. Tractors is the ultimate off-road ve-hic!'
'Head for those lights. They might take us back on the road.'
'No, Timbo - it's one of them stone thingies. 'There's weirdos in funny clothes...'
'They're standing in front of the stones. Turn! Turn !!'
'It don' wanna turn.' 'Your sleeve's caught on that... look out!'
'There's a lump of stone blocking this door, Timbo. 'What's it like your side?