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One of those phone calls

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Hello? Hello?

Sorry lad, I’m a little hard of hearing, Joshdin did you say your name was?

Well, hello Justin. And who might Maylon Glean be? Never heard of ’em.

Go on then, what’s alternatives investment?

Chief decision maker?

Chief decision maker? I’m the only decision maker, sonny, since my Errol fell off the perch

Chief decision maker? I’m the only decision maker, sonny, since my Errol fell off the perch – six years next week, it’ll be.

Why would I be needing a pension review? Free or otherwise?

Twenty years don’t seem that long to me, son, for a company to be in business.

Twenty years don’t seem that long to me, son, for a company to be in business. Although, I suppose the way they’s closing down these days…

Twenty years don’t seem that long to me, son, for a company to be in business. Although, I suppose the way they’s closing down these days… Woolworths has gone from the high street, you know.

Been there long as I remember, and now it’s some fancy clothes booteek;

Been there long as I remember, and now it’s some fancy clothes booteek; I reckon that’ll be gone too by next year.

Did you say fifteen percent? – my hearing aid needs a new battery.

Did you say fifteen percent? – my hearing aid needs a new battery. Why don’t you give me your number and I’ll call you back when I’ve changed it?

Hang on, then, while I swop ears. What was that about preshush metals?

Sorry son, I missed most of that. Relishing cash? Doesn’t everyone relish cash?

Ah – releasing cash – you mean from my pension?

Shafe – I mean safe, is it? Now, there’s a word I understand.

I’m not sure what I’d make of your ‘full report’ – Errol used to read all that gubbins.

Why will I have to sign for it?

I don’t know about that. If my hearing aid’s turned off, I won’t hear the doorbell, will I? When’s this feller likely to get here?

That soon, huh? And when did you say this special opportunity ends?

And why would that be?

Explain to me again, lad, why I’ve been shelected for this shpecial offer?

Why would the pension company try an’ talk me out of moving my money to Mable whatshername then?

Go on… a big company like that wouldn’t miss my little bit.

So, let me get this right, Jason:

So, let me get this right, Jason: you want me to put your Grandad’s pension savings into this MG fund of yours.

Justin Smushtin… you’ve been Jason since you came out of your mamma.

Justin Smushtin… you’ve been Jason since you came out of your mamma. D’you think I don’t recognise me own grandson what needs his teeth fixed.

Don’t you hang up on me, sunshine. I’ve got some recommendations for you too.

Don’t you hang up on me, sunshine. I’ve got some recommendations for you too. I recommends you toughen up like the man you ain’t yet and get along to that dentist toot sweet.

Too right

Too right...

Too right... – and get yourself a proper job.

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