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Finger Gun Gets Children Arrested and Frog Sent Into Space By. John Doe (cate)

For many years people have been getting arrested for pulling guns on other people. REAL guns. Recently, however, there has been less gun arrests, making authorities antsy.

For many years people have been getting arrested for pulling guns on other people. REAL guns. Recently, however, there has been less gun arrests, making authorities antsy. Yesterday two teenagers of the names Sophie and Kate, were arrested for running around a ZiaZat parking garage holding, according to the statements and security cameras, finger guns.

When questioned the two girls admitted to the finger guns but claimed, "We meant no harm, it was a joke."

When questioned the two girls admitted to the finger guns but claimed, "We meant no harm, it was a joke." The police gave a differing opinion, stating, "Finger guns are the most dangerous kind of guns," and left no further comment.

We are still unsure if the children in questioning will actually go to court, but as of now, there is a high chance.

On other news we sent the first frog into space today and so far it's been a success. We can only hope it doesn't explode like the chicken we sent out a week ago.

On other news we sent the first frog into space today and so far it's been a success. We can only hope it doesn't explode like the chicken we sent out a week ago. Let's pray that in the next election we get a president who doesn't enjoy blasting barn animals into space every other day.

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