The Success Hoax (Résumé of a Dinosaur)
The Success Hoax
(Résumé of a Dinosaur) carlafischer stories
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carlafischerAuthoress · System Programmer
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Time is fleeting in computer business and thus you're old in no time. This algorithm helps me to preserve my skills! ;)

The Success Hoax (Résumé of a Dinosaur)

by carlafischer

Read this first.

OK, let’s do this!

ALGORITHM "The Success Hoax" IS

STEP 1 STOP "Studying old things" AND "Fixing legacy systems" AND "Inventing new things"

STEP 2 FORGET ABOUT "Philosophy" AND "Writing" AND "Freelancing"

STEP 3 RETURN TO "University" STEP 4 GET DEGREE "BSEE" RESULT IN ^Box

STEP 5 ## Just to be sure ;) IMPROVE SKILL PASS EXAM "MSEE" RESULT IN ^Try INCASE ^Try FAILED REPEAT

STEP 6 GET DEGREE "MSEE" RESULT IN ^Box LEAVE "University" STEP 7 COMBINE ^Box WITH "All my present-day experience"

STEP 8 TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO "June 1979" GET COPY OF "IEEE Computer, Issue No. 6, Vol.12"

STEP 9 READ "Adverts" APPLY ## :D

ENDOFALGORITHM "The Success Hoax"

— Carla Fischer carlafischer.tumblr.com

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