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โ€œJust a poorly-written letter.โ€

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Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes,

Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes, Mender, mender of my

Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes, Mender, mender of my h

Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes, Mender, mender of my he

Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes, Mender, mender of my hea

Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes, Mender, mender of my hear

Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes, Mender, mender of my heartโ€”

Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes, Mender, mender of my heartโ€” Now that we are five days ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต,

Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes, Mender, mender of my heartโ€” Now that we are five days ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต, Will I tell you,

Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes, Mender, mender of my heartโ€” Now that we are five days ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต, Will I tell you, youโ€™re my ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ง๐ž,

Cobbler, cobbler of my shoes, Mender, mender of my heartโ€” Now that we are five days ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต, Will I tell you, youโ€™re my ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ง๐ž, youโ€™re my ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž!

By all scruples of

By all scruples of ๐••๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•ช,

By all scruples of ๐••๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•ช, ๐”ช๐”ฒ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ โ„‘ ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฃ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ,

By all scruples of ๐••๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•ช, ๐”ช๐”ฒ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ โ„‘ ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฃ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ, Night and day crept I regretful in grass;

By all scruples of ๐••๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•ช, ๐”ช๐”ฒ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ โ„‘ ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฃ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ, Night and day crept I regretful in grass; And did I enter though

By all scruples of ๐••๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•ช, ๐”ช๐”ฒ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ โ„‘ ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฃ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ, Night and day crept I regretful in grass; And did I enter though ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“…

By all scruples of ๐••๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•ช, ๐”ช๐”ฒ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ โ„‘ ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฃ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ, Night and day crept I regretful in grass; And did I enter though ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“… at last,

By all scruples of ๐••๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•ช, ๐”ช๐”ฒ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ โ„‘ ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฃ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ, Night and day crept I regretful in grass; And did I enter though ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“… at last, ๐š†๐š‘๐šŽ๐š— ๐šƒ๐š‘๐š˜๐šž,

By all scruples of ๐••๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•ช, ๐”ช๐”ฒ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ โ„‘ ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฃ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ, Night and day crept I regretful in grass; And did I enter though ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“… at last, ๐š†๐š‘๐šŽ๐š— ๐šƒ๐š‘๐š˜๐šž, ๐™ผ๐šŠ๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š›,

By all scruples of ๐••๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•ช, ๐”ช๐”ฒ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ โ„‘ ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฃ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ, Night and day crept I regretful in grass; And did I enter though ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“… at last, ๐š†๐š‘๐šŽ๐š— ๐šƒ๐š‘๐š˜๐šž, ๐™ผ๐šŠ๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š›, gave me my sickly days of rest.

Oโ€™!

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master,

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games,

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข thy sack

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข thy sack of golden coins,

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข thy sack of golden coins, And thou got to know

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข thy sack of golden coins, And thou got to know by say,

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข thy sack of golden coins, And thou got to know by say, thy ๐šŠ๐š™๐š™๐š›๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŒ๐šŽ

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข thy sack of golden coins, And thou got to know by say, thy ๐šŠ๐š™๐š™๐š›๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŒ๐šŽ was

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข thy sack of golden coins, And thou got to know by say, thy ๐šŠ๐š™๐š™๐š›๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŒ๐šŽ was but

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข thy sack of golden coins, And thou got to know by say, thy ๐šŠ๐š™๐š™๐š›๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŒ๐šŽ was but thy

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข thy sack of golden coins, And thou got to know by say, thy ๐šŠ๐š™๐š™๐š›๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŒ๐šŽ was but thy ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”Ÿ๐”Ÿ๐”ข๐”ฏ

Oโ€™! But what right have I to call ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ Master, If thouโ€™ve been but ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ of my merciless games, If I but ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ข thy sack of golden coins, And thou got to know by say, thy ๐šŠ๐š™๐š™๐š›๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŒ๐šŽ was but thy ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”Ÿ๐”Ÿ๐”ข๐”ฏ?

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Most regretfullyโ€” or maybe, most ๐‘’๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‡๐“๐“Žโ€”, Your ๐›๐ž๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐

Most regretfullyโ€” or maybe, most ๐‘’๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‡๐“๐“Žโ€”, Your ๐›๐ž๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ (ex)

Most regretfullyโ€” or maybe, most ๐‘’๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‡๐“๐“Žโ€”, Your ๐›๐ž๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ (ex) Apprentice Goblin,

Most regretfullyโ€” or maybe, most ๐‘’๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‡๐“๐“Žโ€”, Your ๐›๐ž๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ (ex) Apprentice Goblin, ๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ

Most regretfullyโ€” or maybe, most ๐‘’๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‡๐“๐“Žโ€”, Your ๐›๐ž๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ (ex) Apprentice Goblin, ๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ.

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